Its the way we speek that makes it funny

Our Lancky dialect is a wonderful thing and the thing that makes comic talents like PETER KAY and latterly PHIL COOL Cannon and Ball etc stand out I was told a couple of gags a while back that can only be done inth lingo and here is one and you will see why
In the early hours of the morning a wife awakens and call to hubby ALBERT -------Albert quick get doctor ----What is it sess ALBERT -----Ave pains love you know pains down there ---so Albert phones the doctors ------DOCTOR come quick its wife hers gerrin pains -----What sort of pains the doctor asks---WOMANS pains down there doctor -Oh come quick ---Has she got coil in says the doctor -----Got coil in says ALBERT -------SHES NOT MAKEN ME  BLOODY BREAKFAST YET

You may be interested to know I have an online petition to 10 Downing Street for those who care about our LANCKY Speek and heritage to veiw and sign please click onth link
http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/ourlingo/